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    Ju$t 4 LaUgH$ GaG$ :)

    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:47 am

    I dUn tH!nK i nEeD 2 eXplAiN wAt d!z iZ aBt.......sHaRe aLl k!ndZ 0f j0keZ......jUsS f0r a l!l lAuGh......
    bUt 0nE rUlE

    DO NOT SHARE VULGAR/ADULT JOKES.

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    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:48 am

    A GENIUS
    Is A Person
    Who Can Do For
    $1 What Any Fool Can
    Do For $100"

    -As Such V Complete
    Syllabus In 1 Day,
    That Lecturers
    Try In 1 Sem !!


    The Law Sayz,
    "If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"

    Do U Know Which Law It Is?

    This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"...:-)


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    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:50 am

    Teacher To Student:
    Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
    Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
    Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.


    Father to son:
    whenever i beat you,
    you dont get annoyed,
    how you control your anger?
    son: i start cleaning the toilet
    seat with your toothbrush


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    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:52 am

    Commerce professor asks the student:
    what is the most important source
    of finance for starting business?
    Student: “Father in law”.

    Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,
    Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh…WinkVery Happy:D


    Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
    Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
    Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
    Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.


    Positive-thinking poem:
    Little bird in the sky
    Droping shit into ur eye
    U don’t worry u don’t cry,
    U just thank God that,
    Cows do not fly
    Always b positive

    Wats d height of hope??
    It is: sittin in d exam hall,
    holdin d question paper in hand
    n tellin ur self
    “dude,dnt worry.
    Exams wil get postponed!”


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    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:53 am

    A man sees a fat man
    sitting in a train cabin.
    Taunting, he asks:
    Is this cabin for elephants only!
    Fat man humbly replies:
    No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

    Human brain is the most
    outstanding object in world.
    It functions 24 hours a day,
    365 days a year.
    It functions right from the time we are born,
    and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

    My nights are going sleepless,
    my days are going useless.
    So I asked GOD,
    “is this love?”
    GOD replied,
    “no dear, result is near”


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    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Sat Jun 13, 2009 3:57 am

    Teacher : U failure !
    At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
    Student : Mind u, Sir,
    but at ur age hitler commited suicide

    A true friend is one who
    Sees ur 1st tear
    catches the 2nd
    Stops the third
    and when the fourth come
    he
    slaps you and says


    “KIYON RE OVER ACTING KAR RA"


    The Biggest mystry of Maths:


    1000s of years passed , millions of theorems derived , 100s of formulae Made but still........ ‘x‘ is unknown!!!!!!!


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    Post  love aadee on Sat Jun 13, 2009 5:04 am

    hmm a gud topic.....i think i will change its name to ...just 4 laughs gags....!

    guysss..bring in ur sense of humour here...!


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    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:04 am

    sure no prob......n guyzzz plz do share jokes here....
    i will post more later


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    Post  R3GhA on Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:08 am

    ok m goin 2 search sum jokz ok
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    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:11 am

    sureeee Smile


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    Post  R3GhA on Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:11 am

    yeah
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    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:38 am

    Baap:
    Itne kum marks..??
    2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
    Beta: Han papa!
    mein nay to us kameenay mastar
    ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!


    To be a “Good professional”,
    always start to study late for “Exams”.
    Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
    and tackle “Emergencies”!!



    Films relatd Exams
    Exams-Kalyug
    Exminer-bhoot
    Question Papr-Paheli
    Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz
    Marks-Asambhav
    Cheating-Aksar
    Result-Sadma



    A student was asked 2 write the traffic rules near the college campus…

    He Wrote!!! “Drive Carefully! Don’t Kill The Students… Wait For The Teachers!!!”



    A student grabbed a coin,

    Flipped it in the air & said,
    “Head, I go to sleep.”

    Tail, I watch a movie.

    If it stands on the edge I’ll study


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    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:38 am

    TEACHERS:
    Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
    STUDENT:
    Rehne Do Teacher,
    Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti


    if people say ur crazy
    Be Patient.
    Ur Monkey,
    Be Relax.
    Ur stubid,
    Be coo.
    But if TheySay U R Smart,(
    Thapar Lagana
    Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai…..


    Arz kiya hai:

    I am a dog and u r a flower,

    gaur farmaiega

    I am a dog and u r a flower,
    so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!


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    Post  R3GhA on Sat Jun 13, 2009 12:38 pm

    NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
    after BLOOD TEST.
    THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
    NURSE:y r u DANCING.
    SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

    Let me kiss ur lips,
    let me feel ur teeth,
    let me feel ur tongue.
    SMILE!
    This is ur friend
    “PEPSODENT”
    reminding you to brush ur teeth,
    Twice a day Everyday


    Can we do romance in the midnight today?
    I’m in a good mood:)
    Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
    Reply me soon,
    yours Loving Mosquito


    Kiss is the key of love.
    Love is the key of marriage.
    Marriage is the box of children.
    Children are problem of pakistan.
    So stop the kissing and save the country
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    Post  love aadee on Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:04 am

    guys awesum joks ha haaaaaaaaa regha u gettin naughtier nw a dayz... hm.......


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    Post  R3GhA on Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:22 am

    thnxxxxxxxx
    well i thnk so ma 1st jke ix tooooooooooooooo funny
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    Post  love aadee on Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:19 am

    kyon chalti hai pawan ?
    because of evaporation

    kyon jhoome hai gagan ?
    because of earth's revolution

    kyon machalta hai mann ?
    because of excessive respiration

    na tum janno na hum ?
    but i just gave all the answers

    kyon aati hai bahar ?
    because of change in season

    kyon lutata hai kaarar ?
    becuase of mental tension

    kyon hota hai pyaar ?
    because of fatal attraction

    na tum janno na hum ?
    like i said these are all science phenomena

    kyon gum hai har disha ?
    because u have lost the sense of direction

    kyon hota hai nasha ?
    because of drug addiction

    kyon aata hai maza?
    because of food's temptation

    na tum janno na hum?
    I think u r jealous of my intelligence


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    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:31 am

    @regha....guddd one galz.....
    @priya......i luv diz poem


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    Post  R3GhA on Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:21 am

    Pro u 've alrdy shre dix poem wid us
    but itx nyx
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    Post  R3GhA on Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:38 am

    Husabnd wife mein larai ho gaye.. husband went to office... he called up his wife from office and asked
    Husband: khanay mein kia hey?
    wife : zehar
    Husband.. mein dair sy aoon ga tum kha kar so jana


    A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander.
    “Please repeat the
    slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them,”
    instructed the lawyer. The
    witness hesitated. “But they are unfit for any respectable person to
    hear,” she protested.
    “Then,” said the attorney, “just whisper them to the judge

    One day a professor was giving a big test to his
    students. He handed out all of the tests and
    went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was
    over, the students all handed the tests back in.


    The professor noticed that one of the students
    had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note
    saying "A dollar per point."

    The next class the professor handed the tests
    back out.

    This student got back his test and $64 change

    The bathroom scale manufacturer was very proud of the new model being introduced at the trade fair. “Listen to these features it's calibrated to one-one-hundredth of a pound; it can measure your height as well, in feet or meters; it gives you a readout via an LED or
    human-voice simulator; and that's not all...”


    “Very impressive,” interrupted a none-too-slender sales rep for a
    chain of home
    furnishings stores, “but before I place an order I'll have to try it
    out.”


    “Be my guest,” said the manufacturer graciously.
    No sooner had the sales rep taken his place on the scale than a loud,
    very human-sounding
    voice issued forth, “One at a time, please, one at a time


    Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialled the pantry and shouted into the phone :
    "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
    The voice from the other side responded:
    "You fool, you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to ?"
    "No" replied the trainee.
    "It's the Managing Director of the company, idiot!"
    The trainee shouted back:
    "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT ?"
    "No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly.
    "Good!" "Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone

    A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big
    case for his company. It included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls,
    and everything but lunch hours. Unhappy as he was, the executive knew that the
    company would have to pay for each of these services. Then he noticed one item buried
    in the middle of the list: FOR CROSSING THE STREET TO TALK TO YOU, THEN
    DISCOVERING IT WASN'T YOU AFTER ALL -- $125.



    A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big
    case for his company. It included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls,
    and everything but lunch hours. Unhappy as he was, the executive knew that the
    company would have to pay for each of these services. Then he noticed one item buried
    in the middle of the list: FOR CROSSING THE STREET TO TALK TO YOU, THEN
    DISCOVERING IT WASN'T YOU AFTER ALL -- $125.



    Ik sharabi bus mein sawar howa tou ik admi naak muu charha kar bola

    Tum seedhy dozakh mein jaoo gay....

    Sharabi Chela kar bola......oooo roko.. roko.. mein ghalat bus mein agay hun

    A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"

    Shopkeeper: "Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"

    Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!"


    Sardar was inserting dog's tail into the pipe
    Man: oo paa g dog's tail will never become straight
    Sardar: oye idiot iam trying to bend the pipe
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    Post  love aadee on Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:33 am

    Before Marriage...



    Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.


    Girl: Do you want me to leave?


    Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.


    Girl: Do you love me?


    Boy: Of course! Over and over!


    Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?


    Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?


    Girl: Will you kiss me?


    Boy: Every chance I get!


    Girl: Will you hit me?


    Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!


    Girl: Can I trust you?


    Boy: Yes.


    Girl: Darling!



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    JUST READ IT FROM BOTTOM TO TOP!


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    Post  R3GhA on Fri Jun 19, 2009 11:51 pm

    Lash Pash jokes shre karay jaray hain
    gud gud
    lagy raho


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    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:37 am

    gud jokes galz.....
    really gud work


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    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:54 am

    When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
    the world seems to be fading away,
    come along with me
    i'll take u an eye specialist !!





    If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
    Ans : the days after marriage





    During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the
    horse
    ?
    He is given his last chance to run away.


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    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:55 am

    Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
    Open ur eyes !
    Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
    fool............





    I wrote ur name on the sands.............
    it got washed away,
    I wrote ur name in air..........................
    it got blown away,
    So i wrote ur name in my heart.............

    i got a HEART ATTACK



    LOVE is like a CIGAR
    It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
    But dont worry - we are chain smokers



    ur smile can be compared to a flower
    ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
    ur inocence to a child
    but in stupidity
    u have no comparison
    u r the best


    True love is like a pillow
    u can hug when u r in trouble
    u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
    so when u need true love
    spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow



    Dear Friend,

    when i ask u flower,
    u give me bouquet
    when i ask u a stone
    u give me a statue
    when i ask u a feather
    u give me peacock

    ARE U REALLY DEAF ?



    I had VODKA with WATER
    I felt DRUNK
    I had WHISKY with WATER
    I felt DRUNK
    I had RUM with WATER
    I felt DRUNK
    I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!


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