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    Re: Ju$t 4 LaUgH$ GaG$ :)

    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:58 am

    when i call u;
    1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
    2 ring means i like u;
    3 means i miss u;
    4 means .........pick d phone idiot


    Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to
    exclamatory sentence ...
    Student : WOW !


    SMILE - is a language of love
    SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
    SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
    SO....
    Brush ur Teeth today onwards


    A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
    A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
    A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..


    History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
    Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....


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    Re: Ju$t 4 LaUgH$ GaG$ :)

    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:07 am

    When somebody who is deeply
    in Love with you tells that
    You are
    cure, beautiful, & angelic,
    I agree. That?s true,
    Beleive me,
    I swear because love is definitely blind.


    I still remember the day I sent an SmS 2 u saying
    Sender is cool and reader is fool
    U got angry and replied
    Sender is fool and reader is cool You are genius?


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    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:08 am

    A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received.

    I thought that I could love no other
    until, that is, I met your brother.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

    Of loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life

    I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming

    My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way

    My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe "go to hell"


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    Re: Ju$t 4 LaUgH$ GaG$ :)

    Post  R3GhA on Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:36 am

    wah ray wah..... kia jokex hain
    bhi clappin jst 4 u RidxXx
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    Re: Ju$t 4 LaUgH$ GaG$ :)

    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:07 am

    @regha.....ahhmmmm...ahhmmm....thanxxxx

    @topic....

    Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect

    At her LIPS is Love
    CHEEKis Heroism
    NECK is Lust

    BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY.

    ............ ......... ......... ......... ........





    Woman: If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee.

    Man: And if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

    ............ ......... ......... ......... ........





    A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:

    Hi! I am sardar,
    This is my sardarni,
    He is my kid,
    & she is my kidney.

    ............ ......... ......... ......... ........





    English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"

    Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,

    "NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!


    A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it`s all different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."

    "Why complain ?" said the counselor, "You re still getting the same service!"


    I have a confession to make, ever since I have
    known u,
    Its kinda hard for me to forget u.
    Every night u appear in my dreams
    And I find my self shouting.... .
    BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!


    I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
    Then I look at you......
    I ......
    I .......
    I rather look at the stars again. *****


    Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
    It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.
    Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.


    u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky
    u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice
    and u r 100% stupid to believe these words

    Good looking people r hard to find.
    That's why u don't ......
    That's y u don't see me often.


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    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:10 am

    A Friend Is Who Advise u to study well but a best friend is 1 who stands in xam-hall and says
    " Abe kitna likhega ladkiya ja Rahi he " ....


    ~ MY SECRET OF SUCCESS ~

    1: Kabhi top na karo verna log tum se jallney laggen gen.

    2: Humesha late class mein jao is tarah har teacher tumhein yaad rakhe ga.

    3: Agar cheating ka chance ho to kabhi parh kar na jao.

    4: Ziyada parhney se time zaya hota hai aur time zaya karna gunah hai.

    5: Kabhi viva na do Kyun Ke beizzati ke Do(2) number se izzat ke Zero(0) ache.

    ~BEST OF LUCk~ ~~


    A GENIUS
    Is A Person
    Who Can Do For
    $1 What Any Fool Can
    Do For $100"

    -As Such V Complete
    Syllabus In 1 Day,
    That Lecturers
    Try In 1 Sem !!


    Atif Aslam Live In An Exam

    Kuch Is Tarah...
    Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,
    Answer Teray...Saaray Mujhay
    Paper Pe Chapa Day,
    Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai,
    Han Yeh Jism Bloody
    Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai,Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray.Unhain Tu Mera Pata Dy!
    Kuch Estrha Tera Paper
    Mere Paper C Milade


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    Re: Ju$t 4 LaUgH$ GaG$ :)

    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:11 am

    1st Line 2 Be Writeen In Exams:

    "All The Answers Written Below Are Imagnary And Work Of My Creative Mind. Any Resemblence To Text Book Is Unintentional And Purely Accidental..."

    Thought of the Day: If you Feel like doing some studies,

    Sit down and wait until that Feeling goes away!


    All Pakiz Strt Studyin & All Get Good Marks

    But, Jobs r Limitd

    den

    More Unemploymnt

    More Youth

    More Suicides

    More Crime

    ''SAVE PAKISTAN STOP STUDYING'' ;->


    Students K Dard University Kya Jane
    Colleg K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane
    Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
    Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane...


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    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:29 am

    1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .

    Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
    Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

    2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes stepson your feet...

    Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
    Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.

    3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

    Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
    Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

    4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

    Question:- Is ! the "XYZ" dish good??
    Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

    5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...

    Question:- Oh my God! you've become so big.
    Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself

    6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

    Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
    Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

    7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

    Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
    Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb wittedmoron.

    8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

    Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
    Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......


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    Re: Ju$t 4 LaUgH$ GaG$ :)

    Post  R3GhA on Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:20 am

    nyx jokes but srry 2 say dat
    plxx chng ur pic
    jokes

    1 admi apnay frn ko batara hota k
    1 din lion meray peechay lagya
    mai bhagat bhagta or fir ajb rukta tu Lion slip hojata
    fir issi trha se 2 or 3 tymx hova
    fir ussnay apnay frnd se poocha k aggar tum hotay tu kia krtay ?
    uss k frnd ne kha k
    mri tu Darr k maray Potti he nikal jati
    tu fir ussnay kha k
    bewaqooof
    ittnay dair se Lion kis cheex pe slip horaha tha
    hahahahahah




    Surf Exel ka 1 advertise atta hai
    uss mai kehtay hain k
    Daag tu Chala Jayga
    Yeh Waqt fir nai ayega



    ab ix pe joke suno



    1 admi 1 larki ko mid nyt mai pakar leta hai
    woh Larki kehti hai k
    tum meri Xindagi pe daag mat Lagao
    fir woh admi kehta hai
    Daag tu ..........
    Cahla Jayga Yeh Waqt fir nai ayega
    heheheheheheh
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    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:08 am

    Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?



    Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft &am p;nb sp;



    Subject: Problems with my new computer



    Dear Mr. Bill Gates,



    We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. ; ;



    1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

    2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that

    We can click that by sitting. & ;nbs p; & ;nbs p;

    3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

    4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

    5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

    6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

    7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

    8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

    9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

    10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office

    hours.



    Regards,



    Banta



    Last one to Mr. Bill Gates :

    Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but U are selling WINDOWS?



    Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
    Boy: ma baap
    Girl:Yes
    Boy: khana penna
    Girl: Yes
    Boy: sari dunya
    Girl: Yes
    Boy:Star Plus
    Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo!!!




    A girl came late in class

    Prof: Y r u late?

    Girl:ek larka mera pecha kr raha tha.

    Prof:tou late kaise ho gai??

    Girl:Sir larka boht slow chaal raha tha.....!




    LADKA: Darling tumhare zulfon k 7 khelne ko jee cha ta hai

    LADKI NE WING UTARI AUR KAHA

    LO KEHLO,

    MAGAR DE DENA,SUBAHA COLLEGE JANA HAI....


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    Re: Ju$t 4 LaUgH$ GaG$ :)

    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:12 am

    Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?

    Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.



    A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard ........

    Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still..... digging for
    more....



    Sardar found answer to most difficult question ever

    What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?

    O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!




    boy;kya tum mujhese shadi karogi


    girl;nahi

    boy;q?

    girl;mere ghar wale nahi manenge






    boy;tumhre ghar mein kaun kaun hain?













    girl;1husband or 3 bachche


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    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:14 am

    Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
    Girl: Am I late ?
    Ghalib:
    Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
    Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.



    What if we Computer Science people start producing movies

    Some Film titles may be like these :



    1. Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!

    2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai

    3. Aao Chat Kare

    4. Programmer No.1

    5. Mera Naam Developer

    6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge

    7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein

    8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal

    9. Tera Code Chal Gaya

    10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega

    11. Network Ke Us Paar

    12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi

    13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai

    14. Raju Ban Gaya Administrator .!

    15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari

    16. Login Karo Sajana

    18. Naukar PC Ka

    19. 1942 -- A Bug Story

    20. Kaho Na Virus Hai

    21. Crash Se Crash Tak

    22. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai

    23. Password De Ke Dekho

    24. Terminal Apna Login Paray


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    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:15 am

    A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
    After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for
    Filling up. U knows y?
    FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".




    Sardar: in my dreams rats play football evry night
    DR: take this tablet you will be ok
    Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final match


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    Post  sl33p!nr0ckz on Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:18 am

    santa goes to a shop to buy a mirror:
    santa to the shopkeeper: is mirror ki kya gurantee hai
    shopkeeper:app isa 100 floor se niche fhakoo......................ye 99th floor tak nahi tutega dats my garunteee............................
    santa: wow!pack it...............................................



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    Zardari ki zameen shad baad
    Bijli aaye 8 ghantay baad
    Tu nishane corruption aalishan
    Arze Zardaristan
    Shad baad jiala abad


    Zardari ki zameen ka nizam
    Aatay, gas, bijli ka bohran
    Qom mulk sab ghark
    Nawaz Wakeel paindabad
    Benazir duniya se farar


    Percham--e-sitara o hilal
    Khoon main ranga saara saal
    Bhool apna mazi shan-e-haal
    Saya e America sar per sawar



    Wife to husband: "Hon, you never listen to me. Every
    time I try to talk to you, you get this far-away look
    in your eyes after only a few seconds. Please promise
    me you'll try to work on that."

    "I'm sorry, what was that you were saying?"


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    Post  R3GhA on Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:04 am

    uffff ma G0D ridxXx how mnay jokx u wer shre here
    well thnx n hehehheeeeeeee
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    Post  love aadee on Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:21 am

    ailaaa..mast jokesss ! ha haaaaaaaaa


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    Post  R3GhA on Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:31 am

    hmm really Exclamation lyk ridxXx

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