R3GhA Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:38 am
Husabnd wife mein larai ho gaye.. husband went to office... he called up his wife from office and asked
Husband: khanay mein kia hey?
wife : zehar
Husband.. mein dair sy aoon ga tum kha kar so jana
A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander.
“Please repeat the
slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them,”
instructed the lawyer. The
witness hesitated. “But they are unfit for any respectable person to
hear,” she protested.
“Then,” said the attorney, “just whisper them to the judge
One day a professor was giving a big test to his
students. He handed out all of the tests and
went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was
over, the students all handed the tests back in.
The professor noticed that one of the students
had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note
saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the tests
back out.
This student got back his test and $64 change
The bathroom scale manufacturer was very proud of the new model being introduced at the trade fair. “Listen to these features it's calibrated to one-one-hundredth of a pound; it can measure your height as well, in feet or meters; it gives you a readout via an LED or
human-voice simulator; and that's not all...”
“Very impressive,” interrupted a none-too-slender sales rep for a
chain of home
furnishings stores, “but before I place an order I'll have to try it
out.”
“Be my guest,” said the manufacturer graciously.
No sooner had the sales rep taken his place on the scale than a loud,
very human-sounding
voice issued forth, “One at a time, please, one at a time
Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialled the pantry and shouted into the phone :
"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded:
"You fool, you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to ?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, idiot!"
The trainee shouted back:
"And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT ?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly.
"Good!" "Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone
A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big
case for his company. It included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls,
and everything but lunch hours. Unhappy as he was, the executive knew that the
company would have to pay for each of these services. Then he noticed one item buried
in the middle of the list: FOR CROSSING THE STREET TO TALK TO YOU, THEN
DISCOVERING IT WASN'T YOU AFTER ALL -- $125.
A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big
case for his company. It included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls,
and everything but lunch hours. Unhappy as he was, the executive knew that the
company would have to pay for each of these services. Then he noticed one item buried
in the middle of the list: FOR CROSSING THE STREET TO TALK TO YOU, THEN
DISCOVERING IT WASN'T YOU AFTER ALL -- $125.
Ik sharabi bus mein sawar howa tou ik admi naak muu charha kar bola
Tum seedhy dozakh mein jaoo gay....
Sharabi Chela kar bola......oooo roko.. roko.. mein ghalat bus mein agay hun
A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!"
Sardar was inserting dog's tail into the pipe
Man: oo paa g dog's tail will never become straight
Sardar: oye idiot iam trying to bend the pipe