I dUn tH!nK i nEeD 2 eXplAiN wAt d!z iZ aBt.......sHaRe aLl k!ndZ 0f j0keZ......jUsS f0r a l!l lAuGh......
bUt 0nE rUlE
DO NOT SHARE VULGAR/ADULT JOKES.
eNjoY
bUt 0nE rUlE
DO NOT SHARE VULGAR/ADULT JOKES.
eNjoY
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Ju$t 4 LaUgH$ GaG$ :)
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Age : 29
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sl33p!nr0ckz- Number of posts : 1532
Age : 29
Location : DuBaI
Registration date : 2008-02-17
A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100"
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Sem !!
The Law Sayz,
"If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"...:-)
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100"
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Sem !!
The Law Sayz,
"If U Can't Convince Someone, Confuse Them!"
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is "Law Of Answering In Examination"...:-)
sl33p!nr0ckz- Number of posts : 1532
Age : 29
Location : DuBaI
Registration date : 2008-02-17
Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you dont get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet
seat with your toothbrush
sl33p!nr0ckz- Number of posts : 1532
Age : 29
Location : DuBaI
Registration date : 2008-02-17
Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.
Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,
Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh…
:D
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
what is the most important source
of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.
Dabbay main dabba dabay main khargosh,
Uncle nay aankh mari aunty bay-hosh…
:DWife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
sl33p!nr0ckz- Number of posts : 1532
Age : 29
Location : DuBaI
Registration date : 2008-02-17
A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?â€
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is nearâ€
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?â€
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is nearâ€
sl33p!nr0ckz- Number of posts : 1532
Age : 29
Location : DuBaI
Registration date : 2008-02-17
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
A true friend is one who
Sees ur 1st tear
catches the 2nd
Stops the third
and when the fourth come
he
slaps you and says
“KIYON RE OVER ACTING KAR RA"
The Biggest mystry of Maths:
1000s of years passed , millions of theorems derived , 100s of formulae Made but still........ ‘x‘ is unknown!!!!!!!
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
A true friend is one who
Sees ur 1st tear
catches the 2nd
Stops the third
and when the fourth come
he
slaps you and says
“KIYON RE OVER ACTING KAR RA"
The Biggest mystry of Maths:
1000s of years passed , millions of theorems derived , 100s of formulae Made but still........ ‘x‘ is unknown!!!!!!!
love aadee- Admin
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Age : 35
Location : Delhi.India
Registration date : 2008-02-15
hmm a gud topic.....i think i will change its name to ...just 4 laughs gags....!
guysss..bring in ur sense of humour here...!
guysss..bring in ur sense of humour here...!
sl33p!nr0ckz- Number of posts : 1532
Age : 29
Location : DuBaI
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sure no prob......n guyzzz plz do share jokes here....
i will post more later
i will post more later
R3GhA- Number of posts : 1879
Age : 31
Location : Karachi
Registration date : 2008-06-15
ok m goin 2 search sum jokz ok
sl33p!nr0ckz- Number of posts : 1532
Age : 29
Location : DuBaI
Registration date : 2008-02-17
sureeee 
R3GhA- Number of posts : 1879
Age : 31
Location : Karachi
Registration date : 2008-06-15
yeah
sl33p!nr0ckz- Number of posts : 1532
Age : 29
Location : DuBaI
Registration date : 2008-02-17
Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
Films relatd Exams
Exams-Kalyug
Exminer-bhoot
Question Papr-Paheli
Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz
Marks-Asambhav
Cheating-Aksar
Result-Sadma
A student was asked 2 write the traffic rules near the college campus…
He Wrote!!! “Drive Carefully! Don’t Kill The Students… Wait For The Teachers!!!”
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
To be a “Good professional”,
always start to study late for “Exams”.
Because it teaches how to manage “Time”
and tackle “Emergencies”!!
Films relatd Exams
Exams-Kalyug
Exminer-bhoot
Question Papr-Paheli
Ans Paper-Kora Kagaz
Marks-Asambhav
Cheating-Aksar
Result-Sadma
A student was asked 2 write the traffic rules near the college campus…
He Wrote!!! “Drive Carefully! Don’t Kill The Students… Wait For The Teachers!!!”
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
sl33p!nr0ckz- Number of posts : 1532
Age : 29
Location : DuBaI
Registration date : 2008-02-17
TEACHERS:
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti
if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,(
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai…..
Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega
I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!
Agar Sache Dil Se Dua Ki Jaye To Zaroor Poori Hoti hay
STUDENT:
Rehne Do Teacher,
Agar Aisa Hota To Aap Aaj Zinda Na Hoti
if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,(
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai…..
Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega
I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!
R3GhA- Number of posts : 1879
Age : 31
Location : Karachi
Registration date : 2008-06-15
NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito
Kiss is the key of love.
Love is the key of marriage.
Marriage is the box of children.
Children are problem of pakistan.
So stop the kissing and save the country
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito
Kiss is the key of love.
Love is the key of marriage.
Marriage is the box of children.
Children are problem of pakistan.
So stop the kissing and save the country
love aadee- Admin
- Number of posts : 1000
Age : 35
Location : Delhi.India
Registration date : 2008-02-15
guys awesum joks 
regha u gettin naughtier nw a dayz... 
hm.......
regha u gettin naughtier nw a dayz... hm.......
R3GhA- Number of posts : 1879
Age : 31
Location : Karachi
Registration date : 2008-06-15
thnxxxxxxxx
well i thnk so ma 1st jke ix tooooooooooooooo funny
well i thnk so ma 1st jke ix tooooooooooooooo funny
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Age : 35
Location : Delhi.India
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kyon chalti hai pawan ?
because of evaporation
kyon jhoome hai gagan ?
because of earth's revolution
kyon machalta hai mann ?
because of excessive respiration
na tum janno na hum ?
but i just gave all the answers
kyon aati hai bahar ?
because of change in season
kyon lutata hai kaarar ?
becuase of mental tension
kyon hota hai pyaar ?
because of fatal attraction
na tum janno na hum ?
like i said these are all science phenomena
kyon gum hai har disha ?
because u have lost the sense of direction
kyon hota hai nasha ?
because of drug addiction
kyon aata hai maza?
because of food's temptation
na tum janno na hum?
I think u r jealous of my intelligence
because of evaporation
kyon jhoome hai gagan ?
because of earth's revolution
kyon machalta hai mann ?
because of excessive respiration
na tum janno na hum ?
but i just gave all the answers
kyon aati hai bahar ?
because of change in season
kyon lutata hai kaarar ?
becuase of mental tension
kyon hota hai pyaar ?
because of fatal attraction
na tum janno na hum ?
like i said these are all science phenomena
kyon gum hai har disha ?
because u have lost the sense of direction
kyon hota hai nasha ?
because of drug addiction
kyon aata hai maza?
because of food's temptation
na tum janno na hum?
I think u r jealous of my intelligence
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Age : 29
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@regha....guddd one galz.....
@priya......i luv diz poem
@priya......i luv diz poem
R3GhA- Number of posts : 1879
Age : 31
Location : Karachi
Registration date : 2008-06-15
Pro u 've alrdy shre dix poem wid us
but itx nyx
but itx nyx
R3GhA- Number of posts : 1879
Age : 31
Location : Karachi
Registration date : 2008-06-15
Husabnd wife mein larai ho gaye.. husband went to office... he called up his wife from office and asked
Husband: khanay mein kia hey?
wife : zehar
Husband.. mein dair sy aoon ga tum kha kar so jana
A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander.
“Please repeat the
slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them,”
instructed the lawyer. The
witness hesitated. “But they are unfit for any respectable person to
hear,” she protested.
“Then,” said the attorney, “just whisper them to the judge
One day a professor was giving a big test to his
students. He handed out all of the tests and
went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was
over, the students all handed the tests back in.
The professor noticed that one of the students
had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note
saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the tests
back out.
This student got back his test and $64 change
The bathroom scale manufacturer was very proud of the new model being introduced at the trade fair. “Listen to these features it's calibrated to one-one-hundredth of a pound; it can measure your height as well, in feet or meters; it gives you a readout via an LED or
human-voice simulator; and that's not all...”
“Very impressive,” interrupted a none-too-slender sales rep for a
chain of home
furnishings stores, “but before I place an order I'll have to try it
out.”
“Be my guest,” said the manufacturer graciously.
No sooner had the sales rep taken his place on the scale than a loud,
very human-sounding
voice issued forth, “One at a time, please, one at a time
Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialled the pantry and shouted into the phone :
"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded:
"You fool, you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to ?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, idiot!"
The trainee shouted back:
"And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT ?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly.
"Good!" "Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone
A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big
case for his company. It included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls,
and everything but lunch hours. Unhappy as he was, the executive knew that the
company would have to pay for each of these services. Then he noticed one item buried
in the middle of the list: FOR CROSSING THE STREET TO TALK TO YOU, THEN
DISCOVERING IT WASN'T YOU AFTER ALL -- $125.
A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big
case for his company. It included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls,
and everything but lunch hours. Unhappy as he was, the executive knew that the
company would have to pay for each of these services. Then he noticed one item buried
in the middle of the list: FOR CROSSING THE STREET TO TALK TO YOU, THEN
DISCOVERING IT WASN'T YOU AFTER ALL -- $125.
Ik sharabi bus mein sawar howa tou ik admi naak muu charha kar bola
Tum seedhy dozakh mein jaoo gay....
Sharabi Chela kar bola......oooo roko.. roko.. mein ghalat bus mein agay hun
A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!"
Sardar was inserting dog's tail into the pipe
Man: oo paa g dog's tail will never become straight
Sardar: oye idiot iam trying to bend the pipe
Husband: khanay mein kia hey?
wife : zehar
Husband.. mein dair sy aoon ga tum kha kar so jana
A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander.
“Please repeat the
slanderous statements you heard, exactly as you heard them,”
instructed the lawyer. The
witness hesitated. “But they are unfit for any respectable person to
hear,” she protested.
“Then,” said the attorney, “just whisper them to the judge
One day a professor was giving a big test to his
students. He handed out all of the tests and
went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was
over, the students all handed the tests back in.
The professor noticed that one of the students
had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note
saying "A dollar per point."
The next class the professor handed the tests
back out.
This student got back his test and $64 change
The bathroom scale manufacturer was very proud of the new model being introduced at the trade fair. “Listen to these features it's calibrated to one-one-hundredth of a pound; it can measure your height as well, in feet or meters; it gives you a readout via an LED or
human-voice simulator; and that's not all...”
“Very impressive,” interrupted a none-too-slender sales rep for a
chain of home
furnishings stores, “but before I place an order I'll have to try it
out.”
“Be my guest,” said the manufacturer graciously.
No sooner had the sales rep taken his place on the scale than a loud,
very human-sounding
voice issued forth, “One at a time, please, one at a time
Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialled the pantry and shouted into the phone :
"Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded:
"You fool, you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to ?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the Managing Director of the company, idiot!"
The trainee shouted back:
"And do you know who YOU are talking to, you IDIOT ?"
"No!" replied the Managing Director indignantly.
"Good!" "Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone
A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big
case for his company. It included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls,
and everything but lunch hours. Unhappy as he was, the executive knew that the
company would have to pay for each of these services. Then he noticed one item buried
in the middle of the list: FOR CROSSING THE STREET TO TALK TO YOU, THEN
DISCOVERING IT WASN'T YOU AFTER ALL -- $125.
A corporate executive received a monthly bill from the law firm that was handling a big
case for his company. It included hourly billing for conferences, research, phone calls,
and everything but lunch hours. Unhappy as he was, the executive knew that the
company would have to pay for each of these services. Then he noticed one item buried
in the middle of the list: FOR CROSSING THE STREET TO TALK TO YOU, THEN
DISCOVERING IT WASN'T YOU AFTER ALL -- $125.
Ik sharabi bus mein sawar howa tou ik admi naak muu charha kar bola
Tum seedhy dozakh mein jaoo gay....
Sharabi Chela kar bola......oooo roko.. roko.. mein ghalat bus mein agay hun
A Sardar enters shop & shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab"
Sard : "Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE!!"
Sardar was inserting dog's tail into the pipe
Man: oo paa g dog's tail will never become straight
Sardar: oye idiot iam trying to bend the pipe
love aadee- Admin
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Age : 35
Location : Delhi.India
Registration date : 2008-02-15
Before Marriage...
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
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JUST READ IT FROM BOTTOM TO TOP!
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
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JUST READ IT FROM BOTTOM TO TOP!
R3GhA- Number of posts : 1879
Age : 31
Location : Karachi
Registration date : 2008-06-15
Lash Pash jokes shre karay jaray hain
gud gud
lagy raho
gud gud
lagy raho
Last edited by R3GhA on Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:35 am; edited 1 time in total
sl33p!nr0ckz- Number of posts : 1532
Age : 29
Location : DuBaI
Registration date : 2008-02-17
gud jokes galz.....
really gud work
really gud work
sl33p!nr0ckz- Number of posts : 1532
Age : 29
Location : DuBaI
Registration date : 2008-02-17
When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u an eye specialist !!
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the
horse
?
He is given his last chance to run away.
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i'll take u an eye specialist !!
If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the
horse
?
He is given his last chance to run away.
sl33p!nr0ckz- Number of posts : 1532
Age : 29
Location : DuBaI
Registration date : 2008-02-17
Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds......
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a
fool............
I wrote ur name on the sands.............
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air..........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.............
i got a HEART ATTACK
LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
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