Ju$t 4 LaUgH$ GaG$ :)

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Re: Ju$t 4 LaUgH$ GaG$ :)

sl33p!nr0ckz Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:58 am

when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means .........pick d phone idiot

Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to
exclamatory sentence ...
Student : WOW !

SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....

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sl33p!nr0ckz Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:07 am

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cure, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That?s true,
Beleive me,
I swear because love is definitely blind.

I still remember the day I sent an SmS 2 u saying
Sender is cool and reader is fool
U got angry and replied
Sender is fool and reader is cool You are genius?

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sl33p!nr0ckz Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:08 am

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received.

I thought that I could love no other
until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

R3GhA Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:36 am

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R3GhA Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:36 am

wah ray wah..... kia jokex hain
bhi clappin jst 4 u RidxXx

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sl33p!nr0ckz Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:07 am

@regha.....ahhmmmm...ahhmmm....thanxxxx

@topic....

Kissing a woman at her FOREHEAD is Respect

At her LIPS is Love
CHEEKis Heroism
NECK is Lust

BUT KISSING HER IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND IS BRAVERY.

............ ......... ......... ......... ........

Woman: If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee.

Man: And if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

............ ......... ......... ......... ........

A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,
He is my kid,
& she is my kidney.

............ ......... ......... ......... ........

English Teacher: Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"

Naughty boy Student: When girls wear tight fitting dresses,

"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!

A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it`s all different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."

"Why complain ?" said the counselor, "You re still getting the same service!"

I have a confession to make, ever since I have
known u,
Its kinda hard for me to forget u.
Every night u appear in my dreams
And I find my self shouting.... .
BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!

I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful
Then I look at you......
I ......
I .......
I rather look at the stars again. *****

Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.

u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky
u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice
and u r 100% stupid to believe these words

Good looking people r hard to find.
That's why u don't ......
That's y u don't see me often.

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sl33p!nr0ckz Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:10 am

A Friend Is Who Advise u to study well but a best friend is 1 who stands in xam-hall and says
" Abe kitna likhega ladkiya ja Rahi he " ....

~ MY SECRET OF SUCCESS ~

1: Kabhi top na karo verna log tum se jallney laggen gen.

2: Humesha late class mein jao is tarah har teacher tumhein yaad rakhe ga.

3: Agar cheating ka chance ho to kabhi parh kar na jao.

4: Ziyada parhney se time zaya hota hai aur time zaya karna gunah hai.

5: Kabhi viva na do Kyun Ke beizzati ke Do(2) number se izzat ke Zero(0) ache.

~BEST OF LUCk~ ~~

A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100"

-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Sem !!

Atif Aslam Live In An Exam

Kuch Is Tarah...
Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,
Answer Teray...Saaray Mujhay
Paper Pe Chapa Day,
Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai,
Han Yeh Jism Bloody
Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai,Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray.Unhain Tu Mera Pata Dy!
Kuch Estrha Tera Paper
Mere Paper C Milade

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sl33p!nr0ckz Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:11 am

1st Line 2 Be Writeen In Exams:

"All The Answers Written Below Are Imagnary And Work Of My Creative Mind. Any Resemblence To Text Book Is Unintentional And Purely Accidental..."

Thought of the Day: If you Feel like doing some studies,

Sit down and wait until that Feeling goes away!

All Pakiz Strt Studyin & All Get Good Marks

But, Jobs r Limitd

den

More Unemploymnt

More Youth

More Suicides

More Crime

''SAVE PAKISTAN STOP STUDYING'' ;->

Students K Dard University Kya Jane
Colleg K Riwaj Parent Kya Jane
Hoti Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Me
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane...

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sl33p!nr0ckz Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:29 am

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .

Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes stepson your feet...

Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...

Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter

Question:- Is ! the "XYZ" dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...

Question:- Oh my God! you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb wittedmoron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

R3GhA Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:20 am

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R3GhA Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:20 am

nyx jokes but srry 2 say dat
plxx chng ur pic
jokes

1 admi apnay frn ko batara hota k
1 din lion meray peechay lagya
mai bhagat bhagta or fir ajb rukta tu Lion slip hojata
fir issi trha se 2 or 3 tymx hova
fir ussnay apnay frnd se poocha k aggar tum hotay tu kia krtay ?
uss k frnd ne kha k
mri tu Darr k maray Potti he nikal jati
tu fir ussnay kha k
bewaqooof
ittnay dair se Lion kis cheex pe slip horaha tha
hahahahahah

Surf Exel ka 1 advertise atta hai
uss mai kehtay hain k
Daag tu Chala Jayga
Yeh Waqt fir nai ayega

ab ix pe joke suno

1 admi 1 larki ko mid nyt mai pakar leta hai
woh Larki kehti hai k
tum meri Xindagi pe daag mat Lagao
fir woh admi kehta hai
Daag tu ..........
Cahla Jayga Yeh Waqt fir nai ayega
heheheheheheh

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sl33p!nr0ckz Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:08 am

Why Bill Gates decides to Sell OFF Microsoft?

Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft &am p;nb sp;

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. ; ;

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that

We can click that by sitting. & ;nbs p; & ;nbs p;

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office

hours.

Regards,

Banta

Last one to Mr. Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but U are selling WINDOWS?

Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi
Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo…!!!

A girl came late in class

Prof: Y r u late?

Girl:ek larka mera pecha kr raha tha.

Prof:tou late kaise ho gai??

Girl:Sir larka boht slow chaal raha tha.....!

LADKA: Darling tumhare zulfon k 7 khelne ko jee cha ta hai

LADKI NE WING UTARI AUR KAHA

LO KEHLO,

MAGAR DE DENA,SUBAHA COLLEGE JANA HAI....

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sl33p!nr0ckz Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:12 am

Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?

Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saal sey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.

A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard ........

Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still..... digging for
more....

Sardar found answer to most difficult question ever

What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?

O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!

boy;kya tum mujhese shadi karogi

girl;nahi

boy;q?

girl;mere ghar wale nahi manenge

boy;tumhre ghar mein kaun kaun hain?

girl;1husband or 3 bachche

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sl33p!nr0ckz Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:14 am

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

What if we Computer Science people start producing movies

Some Film titles may be like these :

1. Hang To Hona Hi Tha !!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai

3. Aao Chat Kare

4. Programmer No.1

5. Mera Naam Developer

6. Java Wale Job Le Jayenge

7. Hum Apke Memory Mein Rehte Hein

8. Do Processor Baarah Terminal

9. Tera Code Chal Gaya

10. Har Din Jo Mail Karega

11. Network Ke Us Paar

12. Debugging Koi Khel Nahi

13. Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehta Hai

14. Raju Ban Gaya Administrator .!

15. Client Ek Numbari Programmer Dus Numbari

16. Login Karo Sajana

18. Naukar PC Ka

19. 1942 -- A Bug Story

20. Kaho Na Virus Hai

21. Crash Se Crash Tak

22. Haan Maine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai

23. Password De Ke Dekho

24. Terminal Apna Login Paray

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sl33p!nr0ckz Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:15 am

A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for
Filling up. U knows y?
FORM said " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

Sardar: in my dreams rats play football evry night
DR: take this tablet you will be ok
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final match

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sl33p!nr0ckz Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:18 am

santa goes to a shop to buy a mirror:
santa to the shopkeeper: is mirror ki kya gurantee hai
shopkeeper:app isa 100 floor se niche fhakoo......................ye 99th floor tak nahi tutega dats my garunteee............................
santa: wow!pack it...............................................

Qomi Tarana 2009
Zardari ki zameen shad baad
Bijli aaye 8 ghantay baad
Tu nishane corruption aalishan
Arze Zardaristan
Shad baad jiala abad

Zardari ki zameen ka nizam
Aatay, gas, bijli ka bohran
Qom mulk sab ghark
Nawaz Wakeel paindabad
Benazir duniya se farar

Percham--e-sitara o hilal
Khoon main ranga saara saal
Bhool apna mazi shan-e-haal
Saya e America sar per sawar

Wife to husband: "Hon, you never listen to me. Every
time I try to talk to you, you get this far-away look
in your eyes after only a few seconds. Please promise
me you'll try to work on that."

"I'm sorry, what was that you were saying?"